Writing Prompt: Prada, the Preferred Bait of Alien Abductors


I have so many questions… I mean front for alien abduction is a possibility.

Or anti-capitalist performance art? Unlikely for a seller of luxury handbags. Perhaps her pot-head trustafarian great-grandson (who goes on to discover the Republican Party and elevator music in his 30s).

Yeah, probably an alien abduction facility.

It’s the only reason I can think of why a fully-stocked abandoned Prada store hasn’t been looted once in 15 years.

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