I have so many questions… I mean front for alien abduction is a possibility.
Or anti-capitalist performance art? Unlikely for a seller of luxury handbags. Perhaps her pot-head trustafarian great-grandson (who goes on to discover the Republican Party and elevator music in his 30s).
Yeah, probably an alien abduction facility.
It’s the only reason I can think of why a fully-stocked abandoned Prada store hasn’t been looted once in 15 years.